Poverty Stricken Avatar Seeks $Lindens$

The trouble with using SL®®® as a form of entertainment is that ultimately it does cost money. And to spend money in world you need to either make money in RL or in SL®. As I currently do not have a job in RL (see: poor law student phenomena), I depend on my SL income to meet my prim demands. My shopping addiction in SL is never ending..storrryyy. Be it hair, skin, shoes, tattoos, or flying elephants...I WANT IT ALL. As such, I turned to the secondlife classifieds in search of employment needs... I found none.

However, will someone explain to me why there are so many crappy DJs that are employed? And why do people listen to them? And...why do people use that fucking "fuego" gesture and GESTURES in general. While the two latter points lead to another issue entirely, that of people being fucking douches in RL and SL...the first part does pique me. If a DJ has a monotone voice, no rapport with the audience and generally plays sucky music....why are they employed on SL? Better yet, why do people flock to their venues? Is it that people have no taste in music? Or is it that most SLers are about 37 years old, and have somehow, in the years leading up to that age, totally forgotten what REAL music sounds like? I understand they grew up in the 1980s where Bobby Brown was like Elvis and The Scorpions were melodic rock...but C'MON! When a DJ is so bad that you stop going to your old hangout to meet up with your friends because DJ "Suck-a-Lot" will be streaming.... something has got to give!

And in case I am unable to get tips from my DJing ..(probably)... I shall offer myself up as...a free Kitten?


I'll at least have to live in that cardboard box... it's low prim right?